I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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