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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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