sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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