i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize