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I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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