if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
apparently the secret to your success is patron
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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