Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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