They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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