You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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