Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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