Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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