I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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