Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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