So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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