There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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