This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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