Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
is it fun? or sober?
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