whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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