my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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