I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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