So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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