We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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