The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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