so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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