I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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