Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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