love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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