Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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