so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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