I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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