he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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