how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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