I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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