I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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