how hairy? two words: wookie tits
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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