they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
No subtext here. People are naked.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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