Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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