So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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