whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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