do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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