I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
pop tarts are not kleenex
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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