I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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