I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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