just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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