after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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