glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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