hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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