I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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