how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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