I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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